... Dio recounts an Trade concerning Elagabalus as well as the effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to present him the equal of a girl's vagina via a surgical